Delia’s Crazy Catch 22

It’s a crazy cycle in Maltese political and legal life but every now and then a public exponent decides to unearth his own version of Joseph Heller’s Catch 22. The latest to jump on the bandwagon is none other than the Dar Centrali resident-in-chief Adrian Delia.

Fresh from his visit to dithering President George Vella, he announced ad urbi et orbi from his bedside table, erm, podium at Dar Centrali that he is still Leader of the Opposition and Leader of the Party. He then proceeded to issue a thinly veiled challenge to the Rebel MPs (it’s a moniker that stuck). When they go to the President for their individual confession they would do well to bear in mind that should they succeed in getting his position revoked the next step would be his reappointment as Leader of the Opposition.

Yes, you read that right. As a strategy it is utter genius. It plays on ignorance of the law of the worst kind. The kind that might even convince a hesitant President not to do the right thing. What Delia is saying is that sure enough article 90(4) should lead to his revocation if all the conditions fall in place (as they did after that fateful vote) but we then need to appoint a new leader of Opposition in Parliament.

And what does the article on appointment (90(4)) say if not that the Leader of the Party in Opposition should be appointed Leader of the Opposition in the house. Logical no? Delia wants to trigger a Catch 22 loop simply to be able to force the MPs to challenge him in his home turf. Dar it-Tesserati.

Sadly for Delia the law is not an ass unless it is read/interpreted by one. This literal interpretation cannot and should not function. If the Party Leader no longer enjoys the confidence of the majority of MPs then he will not be reappointed. Not unless George Vella falls for the Catch 22. The President will then fall on that member who enjoys the confidence of the majority. And that, my friends, is definitely not the Dar Centrali resident.

“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

Catch 22 , Joseph Heller