An obituary and crime report.

Obituaries

With deep regret we announce the death of INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM. Death was pronounced at around eleven p.m. last night, live on the main channel of XANDIR MALTA. FR BORG was present to deliver the extreme unction. TRUTH, IMPARTIALITY and PUBLIC INTEREST are left to mourn the deceased. History would possibly have recorded this moment had there been any journalists left.

Funeral services are to be conducted by WHERE’S EVERYBODY who will also be in charge of the funeral book signing service.

Crime

Following earlier reports surrounding the sudden death of I. Journalism, it is rumoured that a lynch mob is now being formed to corner the prime suspect known as the INTERNET. Unconfirmed sources insist on he fact that INTERNET’s accomplices are BLOGS and HEARSAY while their operations seem to have been financed by the VENDETTA and REVENGE clans. The future of internet communication in Malta is in peril. More to follow later.