“Go back to your country”, he typed, he thought, he yelled, he spat, he fumed.

“They should go back to their country”, he reasoned with friends, he told his politician, he reckoned with the warden, he argued on the promenade.

“They’re useless good for nothings”, he supposed with no one in particular, he ruminated on the message boards, he mumbled lost in thought.

“This integration business will never work”, he concluded.

Then. When the anger subsided he put on the Manchester United football gear and bumbled away to support his idols…. Shinji Kagawa, Robin Van Persie, Javier Hernandez Balcazar (Chicharito), Nani, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira,Rafael Pereira da Silva, Nemanja Vidic, Alexander Buttner, David De Gea, Anders Lindegaard. You know… the locals. I’d mention Rooney but he wants out.

From the Daily Mail:

Question: How many foreign players appeared on the opening weekend of the inaugural Premier League season in August 1992? Answer: 13.

Here’s another one. What percentage of foreigners made up Premier League squads when England’s top-flight celebrated its 20th anniversary last summer? Answer: 62 per cent.

“Foreigners go home” he squealed. 

(and before you say anything, the most expensive (valued) player in the English Premier League is… Welsh).