The Goods

The Hollywood film is quite crap (just stick to the trailer – all the good jokes are there). It’s about a car salesman who would sell the devil his own trident. I am sure that in Malta we could boast many of these but I have rarely come across a funnier advert than this one. Thanks to K.S. who sent me the link on www.maltapark.com. Seller brian24 definitely has a way with words when selling his Mr2:

MR2 tan 92 ta’ Malta allura bla turbo. Tal-bidu allura bla a/c. GT allura bil leather seats u bit T Bar. Bit T-bar thossok tajjeb ghal min ma jafx. Tkun qisek tifel tal year 5 ghandu IPhone. Ili 6 snin kur**t taghha allura ha nbieghha. Immakulata allura toqghodux tokorbuli biex ninzel hafna ghax diga inzilt bizzejjed. Minn jixtieq ipartat ma Yaris mill godda he/she is welcome l aqwa li mhix 3 door, roza, vjola jew hamra. Jekk hemm xi tweety imwahhal naqilawh no problem. 99,900km allura ghal min ghandu mohh intelligenti bizzejjed biex jiehu n nifs u jteptep ghajnejh jirrealizza li ma tantx huma ghaliex minn tghallem in numri din fin 1992 harget mhux 2006. Ma tantx hawn bhala Malta allura ittik pjacir unlike il-pastizzi BMWs flooding Malta qishom il-virus ta’ l-Swine Flu H1N1. Min ma jaf xejn fuq MR2s ifittex fuq l-internet u min jaf ghidtilkhom bizzejjed. And its a must see. Mara tara live trid biex tkun taf x inhi, mhux tara ippuzata fuq facebook, timpressjonak ghax ghandna 1,342 friends imbghad tkun qisa xitla laqtita sajjetta. take care u il-paci maghkhom – 79031081 u tuni nifs ghax ma niflahx aktar.

The item has already been viewed 923 times in less than a month…  I just love it. With guys like these who needs Jeremy Clarkson?