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Anche il Bongiorno ha il suo tramonto

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Mike Bongiorno, TV presenter was as old as the medium that he came to symbolize. The man who is an integral part of the history of television in Italy has passed away today at the age of 85 in the French city of Montecarlo. I owe Mike my reverential love for quizzes ever since I was a toddler and I would be amazed at the persons locked in the glass cabin wearing the headphones answering question after question shot at them by Mike.

Even as Mike’s presence shifted into the era of the vile kitsch of Berlusconi’s Mediaset he still carried the immense history of the early beginnings of television and the recent versions of Mike that we saw in the advertorials will remain a pleasant reminder of the character who will forever be seen shouting “Allegria!”.

Grazie Mike! Da un altro Juventino!

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I.M. Jack (he's back, he's back)

We’re back with the round up that causes minor sensations and draws this blog closer (or farther) to (or from) its continental and intercontinental counterparts. It’s been a long, drawn out, heavy summer that once again threatened to shoot blogs and blogging into oblivion as most people preferred the cool of the sea to the corner of the comment box.  The summer has not exactly been soporific, even in political terms, given the good old border dispute and immigrant landing here and there. Thankfully – barring a beleagured barge or two – eight o’clock news drama was avoided by those enamoured with pyrotechnics and general games of fire. But here we are… back with a bang, cushioned in the Duchy of Bad Weather and ready to aim our pointed keyboard at whatever most tickles our fancy. Let the ticker tape resume its roll…

Whipping the Mores

In Sudan, former UN employee Lubna Hussein battles on in an effort to expose the failure of the Sudanese system to protect her fundamental human rights. The universality of such rights has found another testing point in the heat of the historic city of Kharthoum. You can tell the discomfort of the magistrates judging her case with the eyes of the world turn upon them. The verdict of 40 public lashes was switched to a $200 dollar fine. Yet Hussein is not fighting to have a reduction in penalty. She believes that every woman should have the right to wear loose trousers. So right now Lubna Hussein is in jail for having refused to pay the fine. And the Sudanese legal system is in a quandary.

Destination Johannesburg

Elsewhere in historic Africa, Accra to be exact, scenes of jubilation greeted Ghana’s second consecutive qualification to the World Cup finals. The motor behind the Ghanaian machine is its wonderful trio of midfielders Muntari-Essien-Appiah with the latter surprisingly in the picture notwithstanding the fact that he has been two years without a professional contract. Unfortunately Appiah left a mountain of personal debts wherever he played and will return to countries such as Germany or Italy with great difficulty. Across the Atlantic Brasil trounced an angry Argentinian team by three goals to one in a heated affair in Rosario. The verdeoro became the first South American team to qualify for next year’s edition – and might not be relishing a rematch with the tough Ghanian team who they had knocked out in the previous edition’s quarter finals.

Victory Day

They tell me that in Isla they put up a statue representing Malta during the feast of our Lady of Victories which celebrates a number of events when the divine took sides in battles temporal and aided one side which believed it had God on its side defeat another which had an equal but opposite belief on its side. That Our Lady could prove to be so magnanimous with her devout sons and daughters in 1565 and 1943 is quite a credible feat. One wonders whether she could be equally tempted to intervene for this new batch of proto-christians should push come to shove in this battle with the new “invaders”.

Samoa turns Left

Or rather. Samoa has switched to driving on the left – becoming the first country since the 1970s to perform a major switch. From the BBC:

Samoa has become the first country since the 1970s to change the side of the road on which cars are driven. At 0600 local time (1700 GMT) sirens sounded and drivers were told to move from the right side to the left. Police said that no accidents had been reported in the first hours after the switch in the island nation despite predictions of chaos from critics.

That’s all I have time for right now… a bien tot!

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More on Floating Turbines (Hywind)

BBC have a news item about the floating turbines I mentioned in this week’s Indy article. Click here to see the BBC media player presentation – do note how Norwegians speaking English tend to sound like the good old Texas Instrument’s Speak & Spell (emulator here).

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J'accuse: Tiger Balm

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This article and accompanying Bertoon appeared in yesterday’s edition of The Malta Independent on Sunday. (06.09.2009)

It’s the remedy that works wherever it hurts. I carry tubs of it wherever I go and can vouch for its efficacy to soothe sore muscles, loosen blocked noses and bring back fresh air to a heavy chest. Rubbing a small amount of it on your temple can do miracles for that persistent migraine. It’s the MacGyver of herbal remedies, the Mr Fixit of Oriental solutions, the Holy Grail of non-prescription ailments and the ultimate placebo for the persistent misdemeanours of a body succumbing to fatigue. It’s all that and more – the famous Tiger Balm that began it’s long journey in the halls of Imperial China until it was transformed into an entrepreneurial success story by Mr Aw Chu Kin (May the Lord Shower Him With Eternal Blessings) as he set up shop in what was then Burma.

Since those heady days around a hundred odd years ago, the product that can be scientifically described as a topical analgesic has travelled a long way in order to become “the legend in a jar” that it is nowadays. The basic herbal formula remained mostly untouched only to develop different subvarieties for an ever more demanding market that required the marketing and wrapping that goes beyond the one-jar-fits-all-ailments formula.

Personally I favour the little red tub varieties – the White Essential Balm is always at my bedside and on nights that threaten to become a snore infested orchestral symphony a quick sniff of the white balm banishes the evil demons to neverland. The uncanny versatility of these balms is such that they promise to unblock your blocked nose while contemporaneously (and without any extra added effort) winning a battle against stomach flatulence. Yes, go grab your dose of this addictive herbal wonder now.

Of course it doesn’t take a genius to know that there is no tiger in Tiger Balm. The analgesic might contain a weird concoction of unknown herbaceous elements glued together with the saliva of termites for all I know but no ferocious, striped members of the larger end of the feline family were harmed in the manufacture of these products. Which is good. Because much as I am enamoured with the magical herb and its balmiferous format I would immediately cancel all subscriptions to Mr Chu Kin’s product were I to know that a tiger had suffered, in any moral or physical way, for me to obtain any form of pain or gaseous relief.

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Tiger News

There’s Tigers in the news. Remember Karl Schembri’s “Il-Manifest tal-Killer”? Was it a tiger or a lion that escaped the travelling circus in that book? Apparently it’s not circuses we have to look out for but geniuses who keep tigers in the attic. As China introduces new regulation on the trade of tiger related products the outlook for the cats in stripes does not look good. Soon the only tiger you’ll be able to speak of is the one looking out of your box of Frosties.Here’s today’s Times (UK) editorial:

The world’s dwindling tiger colonies are facing yet another threat, this time from China’s plan to sanction the use of lawfully sourced tiger pelts.  The fear is that, by loosening its ban on the trading of any tiger parts, China will spur poaching in India, which is home to the largest remaining wild tiger population. China argues that while it may be host to only 30 or 40 tigers living in the wild, it has 5,000 more that have been reared on farms. Such farms were created as tourist attractions, but few doubt that their owners hope to use the cats to produce health tonics. Tiger bone wine is especially prized as a pick-me-up. Though pricey, it grows ever more affordable the richer the Chinese get.

Who knows? Maybe the tiger-keeper in Malta is just following his conservationist instinct and this is his very own personal bid to save the species (or part thereof).

Or maybe it’s just an idiot who thinks it’s cool to keep a Bengal tiger under lock and key.

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Limbo

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For personal reasons (not political nor censorship) this blog is in limbo until further notice. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.  We’ll be back when the smile returns.

picture:  Giotto. Descent to limbo.