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Gozo

This blogger is off for a two day visit to the home island. San Gorg beckons as does a little visit to the different haunts around Calyp. I am fully equipped for the expedition – including an ultra-kitsch answer to the hundreds of I LOVE MALTA t-shirts that can be seen around Malta: I made my own I LOVE GOZO t-shirt (at Go Bananas! Paceville) complete with “Yes, We Tan” slogan on the back. It’s Geek mode all over – my gf will not be seen dead beside me when I have it on… she might have a point.

Anyways. Gozo Channel it is. See you all on Sunday. And don’t miss out tomorrow’s article on the Indy where we discuss Astrid Vella and the price of fish as well as a very special Bertoon.

Sahhiet.

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Notes from a Hypochondriac in Recovery

I think that technically I should be able to get out of the house at this point. Any delay in doing so is really based on excessive caution on my part, particularly by trying to avoid screwing up the last three days of my supposed holidays in the sun before returning to the carribean excesses of Luxembourg. The thermometer gauge finally returned a constant result of 37 degrees on the celsius scale and the dry cough has relented in the last few hours – I even got a good’s night sleep after dozing off at the end of another wonderful episode of the Big Bang Theory.

In the world of news the greatest football club ever to grace the turf of grounds around the world has completed its trio of Brasilian superstars by finally announcing the official transfer of Felipe Melo from rivals Fiorentina. Also, Captain Del Piero has put pen to paper and will end his football playing days with the team that acknowledges his status as one of the greatest players of all time.

I notice from today’s paper that I am not the only one who is alarmed by the further transfer of power to the Prime Minister. The MEPA reform has lit a few alarm bulbs here and there – not in its direct substance  but rather due to the long-term repercussions it may have. Others seem to blame Astrid Vella and the FAA for the unfortunate turn this reform has taken but they are far off the mark. Astrid or no Astrid the reform would have gone Gonzi’s way anyway. Astrid Vella has as much to do with the accumulation of power under Gonzi’s wing as she does with the price of fish.

J’accuse has long written that the state of affairs of Maltese politics and the dearth of competent individuals and policies can only lead to a gradual disintegration of whatever was built in the early nineties. The legal framework for a series of competent authorities might have been put in place with the intention to safeguard the individual through the proper application of the rule of law. What happened next though was that this very framework was assaulted by the woodworm of corruption, nepotism and political careerism from day one. Combine that with the spineless political class that works on marketing (disguised in “results driven” bullshit) and you end up reaping what you sow – a disaster after another.

You need not look as far as MEPA to get an idea of what a testicle-less authority is like. The whole issue of the Oaths by MEP Candidates will turn out to be an example of deference to a mouldy political class that has thrived on its ability to clone itself in all quarters while being ably marketed by today’s real thugs: those who will silence any criticism through personal assault and an infinite series of argumentum ad hominem. Next time Gonzi takes on another power under his wing, don’t blame Astrid… blame your voting habits.

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Guess Who's Sick?

Teb day’s  holidays but three days out. I’ve been trying to get rid of this bloody flu but it just won’t go. To make matters worse that great family M.D. Briffa is also out of order so I had to get an on duty doctor from Gzira Health Centre to perform the perfunctory home visit. I would have gone myself but the instructions for anyone displaying flu symptoms were quite clear – stay home and ask the doctor in. Been there, done that. My diagnosis was confirmed: it’s just a pesky chest cold that just will not budge and insists on ruining my holiday. I’ve had enough. I want out. I came to Malta for the sun and the sea. Another PS2 game or website and I will go crazy.

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J'accuse Optimized for iPhone

Readers of J’accuse who are used to browsing the net on their iPhone will be happy to know that this blog has now been optimized for iPhone viewing. Thanks to a new plugin, iPhone readers will have a faster, easier access to J’accuse. Should you still prefer to view the original layout of J’accuse even on your iPhone there is a special switch at the end of the blog (scroll down) home page that switches off the Mobile Edition.

Once we’re into administrative notices, readers are also advised that some server downtime is predicted sometime today. This should not affect readability of J’accuse since updates are being made to minor works in the system, still, you have been warned.

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Back from Piano's Plans (reprise)

I visited the Piano plan exhibition for a second time and this time round I found more time to watch a part of the one-hour documentary about Valletta and its rich history. I wonder whether a DVD of that documentary could be put up for sale. It was too hot to watch the whole documentary in the stifling room but I wish I could have seen the whole thing. Walking back to the MCP car park after half a day spent in Valletta I could not help but wander wonder (thanks Ettore, you bloody pedant) whether the taxi drivers would still manage to hog Piano’s new entrance once the dust settles in the same way they managed to block Paceville’s pedestrianised area and use the new fountains to wash their cars.

And once we have the ADT on our mind, don’t you think that the SMS reporting and inaction business is a real scorcher of a classic? Walking through the Valletta Bus Terminus you get fumigated a couple of hundred times as buses driven haphazardly by drivers preoccupied with their phone call zoom to within a hair’s breath of taking your life or limbs away.

Piano. Molto ma molto Piano.

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Economic Crunch Immaterial

Debenham’s kick starts its recruitment drive in Malta and is expected to open soon. Gio Batta becomes a Hilfiger store (and perfectly mimicks the trend across half of Europe of integrating modern design within old architecture – here we get chav dress in porecelain wrapping) and Wagamama is expected to tickle local oriental tastes. Did anyone mention an economic crunch?