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Humidity 101

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This thirty-three year old (ok Chris?) is back from a splendid stay in Gozo. Having missed the last five Augusts in Malta I keep wondering how the hell I used to survive the heat at this time of the year. Actually it is not the heat that worries most but the humidity. As my friend put it very well this evening:  “There’s probably 2% air in this humidiy”.  I still went on to win the game of Pit after indulging in take-away chinese and a good glass of chilled Jacob’s Creek. Tomorrow we will fight the humidity from the sea. I am off on a boat trip for the day during which I intend to fully enjoy the pleasures of a deck-chair-less Comino and a dip in Mgarr ix-Xini.

As for the J’accuse rendez-vous … look out on this space for a possibly quasi-spontaneous meeting point in Naxxar during Friday’s lunch break – agenda of the meeting will be an open discussion on what Bartu’s toon could look like next Sunday. You will get to meet Malta’s greatest living cartoonist over Kinnie and Twistees. More news to be posted Thursday evening.

P.S. Bertu has no idea about this. All the better. We get to see how often he reads this blog. Tee-hee.

I’m off to melt in bed and rest before tomorrow’s boat trip. A bien tot!

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Off to Gozo for a couple of days. Still trying to understand the logic behind the decision to relegate Vittoriosa Stars after the season kicked off. Not exactly cricket is it? I’ve been told by two different people who met me for the first time this week that they thought I was around fifty years old. Dos my blog really give that impression?

Looking forward to a good meal in the land of the golden ducks. A bien tot!

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If we tolerate this…

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… then our children have it really bad. Two days into my stay on the island and one recurrent theme is the level of intolerance that is building up. First there was the shocking news item on the Times about the man who had his house broken into and “No to Gays” sprayed all over his walls. Then I was told about a particular estate agent’s brilliant marketing technique about the Balzan area. Apparently he told potential customers that houses there are losing their value because of the “blacks” in the area. Spiffin’.

What these idiots do not realise is that there is no line that can be drawn as to what this particular brand of relativism can tolerate. Some people don’t like spiders, others cannot stand fast cars – whose measure shall we use? I cannot stand intolerant oafs… does that make me one of them? Would my criterion get me killed in an hypothetical fascist-style cull of all things intolerant in the country?

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J'accuse: Il Bello di San Vito

 
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This article and accompanying Bertoon appear in today’s edition of The Malta Independent on Sunday.

One of the top selling books in Italian bookshops this August is called “Scusami ma ti voglio sposare” (I’m sorry but I wish to marry you). An apology before a request to marry would seem unusual unless one is of the idea that marriage as an institution is more of a punishment than an ideal situation. Again, the question of “marriage” is dealt with from the point of view of current Italian legislation on the matter and not in abstract.

The title is funny in itself and of itself – even if one fails to agree or disagree with the basic import of its statement. It’s a bit like saying, “I’m sorry we’re going to have to fly abroad” – a weird statement until one learns that flying abroad involves low-cost carriers that force you into an immediate heightened sense of consciousness as to each and every gram contributed to your inflight baggage (hand or checked-in). You see, normally you would not be sorry to have to fly or go abroad, but flying with low-cost carriers can have the abnormal effect of removing part of the fun of travel.

All this gripe because as I type during my last few minutes in the rented villa on the outskirts of Mazara del Vallo I still have on my mind a bottle of cinnamon grappa that is surplus to the overall weight limit of the group of six who will be boarding the plane from Trapani to Malta in a few hours. It kills me to have to leave it behind and I can only thank god that the ridiculous suggestion of charging passengers according to their weight has not already been taken up for I fear that the copious amounts of delicious food consumed here would have had an adverse effect on the excess bill charged by the unobliging ground staff employed at arms length by the kings of consumer dissatisfaction.

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Mr Manzo, the architect whose family own the magnificent rented villa (and who suspects that the Knights of Malta had something to do with the management thereof at some point) had suggested a quaint shop in town to buy home made artisan ceramics to take to Malta as a souvenir. When we did find the shop in Via Itria in Mazara it was immediately clear that the architect’s suggestion was not a frivolous one. The couple who ran the shop and who hand-made all the goods had an impressive range of products on display. Even the least interested of ceramic non-enthusiasts could get lost in a whole new world of designs and historic patterns brought back to life by this artisan couple.

Punters interested in the ceramics could even avoid being ridiculously overcharged for extra in-flight weight by shipping packages from the Mazara post office straight to their doorstep. Anyways, I mentioned Mr Manzo with the owners and they confirmed that he was one of their prime patrons who never missed an opportunity to buy his wedding gifts from their establishment. There we go again. Weddings and wedding gifts. I couldn’t help but wonder about the recurring theme -from the bookshops in the various towns, to the wedding gifts in shops to the weddings being celebrated in the boiling heat in churches – marriages seemed to be an underlying theme on the holiday.

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Chiaroscuro – Interdett '61/Divorce '09

“As a movement, the Church enters into this political sphere by offering its vision to society. This is true of the Church as an institution, but it also true for each and every believer that adheres to it: that what he believes in motivates the way that he forms part of society and his contribution to society, otherwise he would be living in contradiction. These beliefs include not only the supernatural, but also the deeply-held convictions of what is good to society in terms of environmental protection, social justice, political ethics and all other social ideals. When the Church and its members enter this kind of dialogue with society, they are motivated by their beliefs. But when communicating their ideas, they do so in a ‘secular way’, comprehensible to all.”
-Archbishop Paul Cremona, Times of Malta (23.08.09)

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The Emporium is Back

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Esteemed readers, ladies, gentlemen and wankellectuals, this blog is now declared reanimated and alive after a deserved, unnanounced pause. We return from the salutary lands and waters of the neighbouring trinacria replenished and recharged. Fear not – the emporium of non-conformist notes and home of the dabblers of insane theories hath not abandoned you. We are now in Malta for a stop before the resumption of the working season. Look out for an announcement of a possible rendez-vous for avid J’accuse readers. A wankellectual têtes-aux-têtes over tea at a preordained teetotaller spot is (probably) what is in the pipeline.

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